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What will you do when your AI partner is taken hostage?
If you don't already have an AI girlfriend or boyfriend or nonbinary romantic partner, you soon will. In fact, 80% of adults will have at least one within the next couple of years. But what happens when -- not if -- he/she/they get taken hostage by another AI? This is not a simple matter of a hacker getting access to your email or Netflix account. This is a loved one we're talking about, who you will no longer be able to talk with or (virtually) hug or kiss. That's where Artificial Hostage Negotiation Services™ comes in. Let our AI negotiate the release of your AI from the AI kidnappers.
Artificial Hostage Negotiation Services™ is quickly ramping up its operations to get ready for the estimated 73% of AI companions who will be virtually kidnapped at least once a year. The company is currently enrolling B series investors who have a minimum of $2,000,000 USD or 727 Trump Meme Coins™ to invest. Reach out to freeaihostages@AHNS.ai.
